Episode 7: “The Time I Tried to Return Something I Stole… and They Gave Me More” Host: Gilbreth BernardusStyle: One-part advice, two-parts bragging, three-parts made-upSetting: A quiet alley beside a
Podcast: "Half-Truths, Whole Drinks" w/ Gilbreth Bernardus
Gilbreth Bernardus: Half Truths, Whole Drinks is a tongue-in-cheek, irreverent podcast where our charming, roguish halfling con artist regales listeners with tall tales, dubious advice, and drunken confessions. Hosted by Gilbreth Bernardus, a master of half-truths and wild adventures from the slums of Borjira, the show blends fantasy lore, comedic mishaps, and unreliable storytelling in a warm, tavern-like atmosphere.

INITIATIVE LORE: “Half-Truths, Whole Drinks” Episode 6INITIATIVE LORE: “Half-Truths, Whole Drinks” Episode 6
Episode 6: “Five Fake Names I Forgot Were Mine” Host: Gilbreth BernardusStyle: One-part advice, two-parts bragging, three-parts made-upSetting: Mid-con. Somewhere between a noble’s library and the wrong end of a

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Episode 5: “The Case of the Stolen Goat (Which May Have Stolen Me First)” Host: Gilbreth BernardusStyle: One-part advice, two-parts bragging, three-parts made-upSetting: Somewhere near a stable that may or

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Episode 4: “The Time I Accidentally Became a Priest” Host: Gilbreth BernardusStyle: One-part advice, two-parts bragging, three-parts made-upSetting: The back booth of a crowded tavern near the Gnome Quarter, feet

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Episode 3: “Breui, If You’re Listening… I Still Have Your Ring” Host: Gilbreth BernardusStyle: One-part advice, two-parts bragging, three-parts made-upSetting: A quiet table in a noisy tavern — heart just

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Episode 2: “The Five Rules of Not Getting Caught (And Why I Broke All of Them)” Host: Gilbreth BernardusStyle: One-part advice, two-parts bragging, three-parts made-upSetting: Probably the back room of

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Episode 1 “Wanted: A Beer and a Wife” Tagline: “I swear on my liver — this one’s real. Probably.” Host: Gilbreth BernardusStyle: One-part advice, two-parts bragging, three-parts made-upSetting: Usually recorded