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🎙️ 📻 103.3 WZKR Rock – “We rock, because that’s just the way we roll.”
🪙 Sponsors & Ads:
- Ulfgar Ale –
“For when the hammer drops… make sure your mug does too.”
Legendary dwarven brew, bold enough to make even elves swear in dwarvish. - Toof Tonic™ –
“So good, you’ll smile… eventually.”
Side effects include: laughter during battle, spontaneous riddles, mouth harp proficiency, existential mouth monologues, and temporary tongue rage. - Cabbage Council™ PSA –
“Don’t throw cabbages unless you mean it. They have families too.” - Stone Whisperers™ –
Rune-carved meditation stones. Now with slightly less demonic whispering. - Kraken Krunch™ Cereal –
“Tentacly delicious. Nine scoops of flavor in every bowl.”
Warning: not responsible for interdimensional hunger portals. - Blade Butter™ –
A butter-like enchantment you rub on your blade. “Spreads smooth. Slays smoother.” - The Dice Tax Collector (satirical spot) –
“You rolled that 20… now pay for it.”
From the fictional Office of Arcane Fairness and Statistical Balance. - WZKR Weather Sponsorship by Thunderstruck Meadery –
Served before “100% chance of Thunderstruck.” - Commercial for Commercials™ –
“This spot sponsored by all the other spots. Why? Because recursion is magical.”
📡 🎧 99.7 The ZARK – “Broadcasting from a wizard’s tower to your earhole.”
🪄 Sponsors & Ads:
- Chimewater™ –
“Hydration with a hint of spell. May cause minor prophecy.” - Arcane Armpits™ –
The realm’s first magically scented deodorant.
“Smell like mystery. Not like dungeon.” - Enchanter’s Outlet™ –
Half-priced scrolls, 3-for-1 robes, and accidental mimics. - Ye Olde Divorce Scrolls™ –
For when you want to separate your loot and your love.
“We bind so you can unbind.” - HelmCom™ – Realm Messaging Stones
“Say it with a stone.”
Magical walkie-talkies with intermittent attitude. - The Scrollcast+ Streaming Service
Listen to reruns of popular bardcasts like “Tavern Confessions”, “Noble Secrets”, and “Cooking with Clerics”.
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